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Originally posted by mothermold
Mental Institution
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like hes driving a car.
The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"
Charlie replies, "Driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlies room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks,
"Well, Charlie, how are you doing?"
Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago." "Great," replies the nurse.
The nurse leaves Charlies room and goes across the hall into Bobs room,
and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating.
Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?"
Bob says, "Im screwing Charlies wife while hes in Chicago"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
2 blondes were driving through the countryside when they spotted a third blonde trying to row a dinghy through
the cornfield..
1st blonde: fuck its bitches like that who gives us blondes bad names..!!
2nd blonde:tell me about it..and if i could swim i would get out and whop her sorry ass..
'bad pun'
my father died at one of the concentration camps..
he fell out of the guard tower..