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Originally posted by Posher778
a guy is talking to his friend about his girlfriend, and how everytime he sees her, he gets a huge boner. the friend tells him that he should duct tape his dick to his leg, so he does.
that night he has a date and the girl shows up in a tiny, short red dress.
the guy kicked her in the face.
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funny one
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Life may be hard and you may get scared,
But, that is how it is so, be prepared.
I want you to know that the world is mean,
On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green.
Look to a friend or someone you trust,
Holding them close is kind of a must.
You'll need to be strong and not too proud,
If you are afraid, just get loud.
Stand up for what it is you believe,
If you fail, dont give up and leave.
Be yourself and don't let anyone change you,
To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true.
Follow your heart where ever it leads,
But, remember life goes on when it bleeds.
No matter what happens I will always care,
Give up on you is something I wouldn't dare.
"Everybody needs a little wood"
peace and out... ~The Wood
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