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a guy is talking to his friend about his girlfriend, and how everytime he sees her, he gets a huge boner. the friend tells him that he should duct tape his dick to his leg, so he does.
that night he has a date and the girl shows up in a tiny, short red dress.
the guy kicked her in the face.
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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
oh posher, I love you.
well as much as a girl can love a squirrely little girly man I suppose.
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None of this is real
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