Without Christianity, Republicans just wouldn't be as hilariously crazy.
George W. would have never said he talked to God.
Then he would have never made the troops pray for HIM, and send a form back to Washington, proving that they did.
And then where would we be?
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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