time for a FUNNY
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The
amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a
storybook myth.I'm a one-wish genie. So...What'll it
be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in
the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting
with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the
Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about
world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady,
please be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of
years.
I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five
hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't
think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've
never been able to find the right man. You know - one
that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help
with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the
time, and is faithful.
That is what I wish for...........a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the
freaking map again."