[Yellow Jacket]

Santa's Slay

An enjoyable flick which has Bill Goldberg playing Santa, Satan's son. Santa lost a bet to an angel and had to be good for 1000 years. Well, 1000 years are up, and Santa is doing some last minute holiday slaying. Low on gore, some nudity, but pretty cool & unigue deaths, and cameos by Chris Kattan and James Caan (I was shocked as hell to see him). Oh, and a cameo by that chick who played The Nanny on the tv show The Nanny.

4 out of 5 stars

Cry_Wolf

This is a review of the UNRATED version!!!
The slasher genre is now being taken seriously (sob) as the makers of the film try to tkae the genre's stupidity (not an insult) and make a smart slasher. Good idea, but wasn't played out well.

2 and a half stars

The Exorcism of Emily Rose

This is a review of the UNRATED version!!!
In The Exorcist of Emily Rose, we're taken through the court ruling of Emily Rose's exorcism, with flashbacks of what happened to Emily. I hated this film! First off, the whole "court ruling/flashback" thing didn't work at all. Also, the Devil didn't feel evil here. It just felt like he was taunted Emily the whole time, instead of torturing her (like he did to Regan in The exorcist). I gave up about an hour into the film!

0 stars out of 5

Four Brothers

Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson, Andre Benjamin, and Garrett Hedlund play four adopted brothers who's mother just died. They go back to their hometown to bury their mother, only to find out that her death was a set-up, a murder. So, they set out to find the killers and bury them too.
Four Brothers was a great movie! Good action (not overdone), great acting (Wahlberg stole the show once again) and even emotional at times (nothing to cry over, but you felt really bad for these guys and the actors' performances really helped the film emotionally). A must-see!

Rebound

Martin Lawrence plays as a cocky, arrogant College Basketball coach who gets fired after flipping out on the referee and accidentally kills the team's bird. So, to get back on the spot, he goes back to his old Middle School where he became a basketball protege to teach the school's team. Only problem is, the team don't know a thing about teamwork or the game of basketball itself!

Another one of those family films where *SPOILER* the main character only thinks about himself in the beginning of the film, but at the end is a heartwarming guy.

2 and a half stars out of 5