[ItsAlive75]

I guess now I'll throw
my ol' hat in the ring
and freestyle, although
I can't rhyme anything.

Zwoti pops in
every now and again
to check on his kin
who bitch, moan and complain.

Newb joins this dump
to add well-needed cheer,
then calls me a chump
when I drink the wrong beer.

Haunted has been here
since almost day one.
Her points don't adhere
and are never outdone.

Zero, Pink, Stubbs
all make up the new crowd.
The new "Breakfast Club"
are cool, funny and LOUD.

Murderdoll's bark
is much worse than her bite.
She's edgy and dark
and won't back from a fight.

Bloodrayne has passed
another kid of her own
Here's hoping young Ash
joins us when he's grown.

To Nova, who revels
in the spirit of Christmas,
I WORSHIP THE DEVIL
SO KISS MY FAT ASS.

To all who I've missed
and feel left out and sad,
stop being so pissed
and go have sex with your dad.