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Dont Fall Down Icy Hills Whilst Drunk
Yeah, so last night I was drunk and fell down a hill, landed on my ass and now me thinks I broke my tailbone. I'd go to the hospital, but there's no way to splint or stabilize a tailbone.... so I just have to lay around and take it easy until it heals. Damn.
Leads me to my question... what's the dumbest thing you've done when you were "inebriated"?
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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