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Originally posted by stubbornforgey
yeah,
the main actors..
why is it that after all that running around
killing and getting chased,,thier hair is
still perfectly groomed??
Also...doesnt anybody ever go to the toilets..??
in some movies where there are sex scenes...doesnt any of them ever take a shower..??
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Yeah, i've always wondered why people very rarely have a dump in films.
I've always wanted to know what the bogs looked like on the Enterprise. I could just see Wharf coming out and saying "Phew, i'd give it 10 minutes if I were you". Or perhaps they just use the transporters and beam it straight out your ass and into orbit. Imagine that. There could be hundreds of frozen turds out there, tumbling end over end silently through the cold vacuum of space. There could even be whole "asteroid" belts of 'em out there!
Sheilds up! Brown alert! We're entering the Turd Nebula!
It would be a bit like when you driving through the country and you go past a muck spreader and have to wind the windows up quick and hold your breath.
Then again i suppose i'd loose all respect for Darth Vader if i saw him on the crapper curling one down while flicking through the sports pages. I reckon that leather jump suit he wears has got no arse in it to make it pooing easier. Hence - the cape.
I could go on all day on this one.