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Originally posted by Haunted
For instance, Creeper, if I were your wife (lucky duck that she is) would you be offended if I came home with the above said giant ruby with ice on either side? I mean, finacially, I'd hope you'd get a little pissed, but would you be glum in telling yourself, "You know, I should have bought her that, because everyone's going to ask about it, and I don't want to look like a chode."
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If you were my wife (hypothetically speaking:D ) I would bring the stars down from the sky for you to wear on your finger.
Best things in life are free. When I was wooing my lady I had little money so I had to improvise.
Roadside flowers, bubble gum machine jewelry, sneaking into theaters, back alley dinners ala Lady and the Tramp. That kind of thing.
Why do we need a holiday to show the ones we love and care for that we do???
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The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
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The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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