Candy doesn't make kids obese, depression makes kids obese, parental neglect makes kids obese and the fact that fast food is much cheaper than real food makes kids obese. And if Christians want to stop celebrating pagan festivals, they might want to start at Christmas where they arbitrarily traded a Winter Solstice festival for a day that wasn't actually the birth of Christ, or not have named the celebration of the resurrection after a pagan dawn goddess. And besides, pagans invented society and when watching vintage monster movies and eating tiny milky ways is a crime, then criminals will watch vintage monster movies and eat tiny milky ways because tiny milky ways trick us into believing we're eating less chocolate, so therefore we can retain our self esteem as we basically ingest the calorie content of a sack of big macs.
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