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Old 10-05-2005, 11:02 AM
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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I wanna be a doctor.

I can cure your headache if you gimme a blowjob...
Pssh...That's nothing...

Apparently, sex with a PASTOR can save you from Satan...And lots more stupid chicks fell for THAT one:

Pastor Tells Women He Can Protect Them From Satan If They Have Sex With Him


I don't know if it works for preachers or priests....It would probably work for the Pope, though:D
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