Teletubbies Used For Cocaine Distribution
Teletubbies In Cocaine Bust
PBS darlings' image adorns packages seized in drug cartel arrests
New York - While we knew that Tinky Winky was gay, TSG was unaware of the Teletubbies cocaine connection.
When federal officials in New York yesterday announced the arrest of 22 members of an international drug cartel, they revealed that cocaine shipments seized by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents were labeled with a sweet portrait of the colorful cartoon quartet.
The below photos, snapped by ICE investigators, show the ring's distinctive branding of its product. Frankly, we always suspected that degenerate Laa-Laa was hoovering up its PBS residual checks.
This, of course, is not the first time an iconic image has been appropriated by drug dealers. Remember the Harry Potter bust?
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