The Crate creature is just so cool, one of few things I would actually purchase as an action figure. Especially if it came in a little crate. That would rock. But, Leslie Nielsen burying Ted Danson is very gratifying. The only thing with Leslie Nielsen I dig more is Forbidden Planet. In my head I see that story and compare a scantily clad Ann Francis with the 22 minutes of my life I wasted on an episode of Becker. And then I get retribution for the Naked Gun 33 and a third. Nowhere outside of Dante's evil pope circle and the Twilight Zone do you get hot, crispy justice like that. Something to Tide you Over therefore wins in my book.
|