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Old 09-27-2005, 03:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Angra
I have a few other questions for the delicate brain of yours...

Why is:

Grass Green
Mars Red
Ocean Salty
Clouds White
Steel Stainless
Sunsets Red
Water Wet
Moon Big
Snow White
Clocks Clockwise
Oceans Blue
Uranus Red
Metal Shiny
Grass green- lightning during the day
Mars Red- Alien urine
Ocean Salty- Fish urine
Clouds White- Reverse-gravity snow
Steel stainless- a combination of man-made chemicals
Water Wet- Angel urine
Moon Big- The fusion of large and small rocks formed by the Big Bang
Snow White- Pollution during the Great Depression
Clocks Clockwise- A conscious decision by the inventor of the clock
Oceans Blue- A dye that was injected by the Vikings
Uranus Red- It is?
Metal Shiny- A coating known as "Uglumus" invented in 1892
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