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Old 09-26-2005, 12:06 AM
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Originally posted by bloodrayne
HaHa...You're right...I asked him...He said that one of the things I could do with it was keep it far away from him:D


So..I was thinkin'...Maybe if I had one for about 24 hours, just so I could try it out...What would I do with it?


Well....I could:

Pee standing up...I think that would come in handy, especially if we were fishing or walking in the woods or something, and restrooms weren't very close

Write my name in the snow

Smack somebody with it

Measure it...Cuz, I heard that guys do that...

Masturbate...Just to see what that feels like for a guy...Cuz, it seems that so many of them do it...It must be pretty...umm...satisfying...
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Measure it: Stopped doing that when i found out it wasnīt getting any bigger.:(

Masturbate: You donīt think a lot of women do it as well? It isnīt satisfying for you? Hmmmm... Poor woman..:rolleyes:

Pee standing up: Well, no complaints there. Except that we canīt hit what weīre aiming at.:D

Write my name in the snow: Overrated. You either have to hold it for days or have a really short name.;)
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