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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Imagine being killed by a bicycle? I'd be like "Damn, I could have fallen in a very large blender or something"
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Imagine the poor fuck who has to do the eulogy for that woman.
"Yes, Jean loved life. She loved music, bumblebees and air fresheners... Ironically, she loved bicycles more than all those things... Yes, God must've really hated Jean. Reeeaalllyyy hated Jean..."