[Egekrusher]

Like this:

I would start off by covering you in leaches to suck you dry to the point of passing out. Then I would reinject you with syphillis infested blood, mixed with a few sprinkles of Comet cleaner to really make you burn.

After that, I would cut off your eyelids and rape your mother in front of you, smearing our juices all over your face. Then I would slit her throat and cut her tits off and make a hat out of them for you.

Then I would pierce your scrotum with a rusty fish hook and hang 5 pound weights from it.

At that point, you'd be in a lot of pain and on the verge of dying from shock, so I'm afraid I'd have to inject you with adrenaline to keep your heart going and to keep you awake.

I would then mash your toes, one by one, with a hammer.

At that point I would be pretty bored, so I'd just cover you with honey and let some african fire ants eat you alive. It's a long process, so I'd set up a video recorder to capture the rest of it.

After everything was done, I'd come back and masturbate on your dead body.