Anyone other than us interested? Or maybe I should monkey-stomp some mudholes in your backsides to give you incentive!
Nah... I'm too weak to do that... I'd have to go buy a real monkey... With an ill temperament... And big feet...
*FADE OUT*
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"People hear that I am a horror writer and they think that I must be a monster, but actually I have the heart of a small child - I keep it in a jar on my desk."
Robert Bloch
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