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My Bruce Campbell meeting
So Bruce Campbell came to Iowa to promote his new book. I found out an HOUR before the whole deal was done, so I ran over there. I wait in line for 45 minutes, find out that I NEED to buy a book for him to autograph, so I gotta run to a bookstore and buy it for 15 bucks... run back, make it just in time to be the last person.
But here's the juice. I got him to sign my Maniac Cop DVD (which he constantly made fun of), and I said "Hey, good luck on the remake" in reference to Evil Dead. Here's what he said...
"Yeah, sorry... Ashton Kutcher."
Take that as you will.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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