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Old 01-17-2004, 05:31 PM
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I dunno, r we talking about a young Fred Krueger in 9th grade prior to getting all burned up and coming back from the dead...I mean, I'd say you develop a pretty damn good sense of humour when THAT happens? As for prior, Id say he'd probably piss on the floor??
If it's post "burning" Freddy, I'd say he'd be doing that in somebody elses dream, in order to fuck with them, go up in front as a young 9th grade boy, looking all embarrassed and naked, the dreamer, let's say, a girl taken back in her dream to her early teen years, is feeling all sympathetic towards him, takes off her sweater for him, and as he puts it on, it morphs into the ol' green and red, and the young "boy" of course morphs into a fully clothed Freddy who would then say.....
"Dare to care, so kind you share...Allow me to reciprocate" at which point he'd duplicate his own sweater, which he'd put on her, it'd tighten and tighten and tighten, and when she's on the verge of total eyeball popping asphyxiation, he'd say
"I'm so glad you and I are.....tight" end of dream, end of life....
Judgement, people?
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