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Re: Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?
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Originally posted by Dan Rierson
Hello my friends,
My name is Dan rierson, and I am here to post about the indie horror movie "CORPSES ARE FOREVER". It is responsible for the death of my friend Sandy, and not only his death, but the film is linked to a few unexplained sudden death cases around the US, and now I am hearing reports each day of things occuring in the UK.
I know this sounds crazy, but all I can do is warn you to stay away from the film CORPSES ARE FOREVER, because it has a strange power over people that is somehow sucking their lifeblood away from them.
Well, I don't want to get too Edgar Allen Poe here, but it is the truth, Please check out my website for more info.
thank you for your time,
Dan.
http://www.geocities.com/corpsesmovi...oviecurse.html
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Yes my friends. Dont forget to stay away from 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' (only £9.99 from your local WHSmith. Yes I even shudder every time i say 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' and think about the free 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' T-shirt you get when you buy 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' at the 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' website 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER'.com.
Believe me that 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' isn't just hype my friends like when they said the same thing about The Exorcist and Poltergeist. 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' comes with its official 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' curse and a 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' certificate to proove it.
God save me. The 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' has changed me from a film maker to a 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' stamped nob head with 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' shit for brains.
DO NOT WATCH 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' YORSELVES or the same 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' curse will happen to you.
Thanx
Mike Rotch
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