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Broken bones
One of my roommates just got a call from his ma saying his little brother was on a bike trip (what the fuck is a bike trip by the way?) and he fell and broke both of his arms. I started laughing because his life is going to be difficult to say the least for a while, but my roommate was pissed.
So this begs the question... Ever broken any bones? Which bone and in what situation?
I broke my nose when my friend hit me with a golf club. The doctor said if he had hit me a few inches to the left, I would have lost an eye.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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