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Old 08-06-2005, 09:20 AM
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Originally posted by alkytrio666
Just got my driver's liscense. :D Not like any of you should give a shit, I just had to get it out. :) :) :)
Just remember the rules of the road...

Stop signs are more suggestions than anything.
Turn signals distract other drivers and therefore shouldn't be used.
Your acceleration pedal is your friend.
Windshield glass should be removed so as to provide an optimal view
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