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I was sifting through my grandfathers old belongings after he died, and I stumbled upon an old framed photograph. It was a picture of my grandfather and a Buddhist monk. They were holding each other in a deep embrace, kissing each other on the lips. Horrified, I dropped the photograph on the ground and it shattered. I was turning to walk away when I noticed that there was writing on the back of the picure. I bent down, brushed the broken glass away, and read the transcription...
Buddha used to sit with his legs spread and have little boys blow on his genitals, and you do that too.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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