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Old 07-30-2005, 08:05 AM
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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
My cock is the size of Montana, so Iv never tried it. But I think the commercials are funny.
Yea compared to Montana on the globe you have on the nitestand next to your bed:p .

I dont really feel the need to try shit like that. I have a fear of my balls exploding from some of this stuff.

I have heard of younger guys like myself using Viagra. Doesnt to me seem like a good thing to be fucking around with.

Besides all that my dick has got me in enough trouble in the past and I dont need any help in that department yet.

*Creepers Wee Wee*

Yes you do, give me some Viagra muthafuka NOW NOW NOW
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