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Random makeouts and the horror of reality
Has anyone in their LIFE ever had a random makeout in an elevator? I'm watching a movie and these people just start making out in an elevator (its not a porno). Why can't life be like a movie? Why can't I outrun the cops in a car chase or fight the bully at school or go to Amsterdam to smoke with my buddies out of the clear blue...
Meanwhile I owe my old landlord $1800, lost my deposit on my current landlord and am already on bad terms with my new landlord. See, that's why I get pissed when I watch movies now. A voice in my head keeps saying, "This is fake. Your life is worse than this". And its REALLY depressing!
I want a life of danger and explosions with supermodels who take their tops off! I'm not trying to be all depressing, but life really is not cool when compared to all the fictional entertainment we get slapped with day after day.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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