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I LOVE 1990: Bronx Warriors!!!!!! I can't bellieve they're cool enough to put a commentary track on it. Man, that is something I'm definitely hyped about. I even like the sequel, Escape From The Bronx, though it's nowhere near as good as the first. The long-haired guy with the flat nose also starred in the Thunder Warrior series, the first two of which had Bo Svenson as a redneck southern sheriif (the best kind--though come to think of it he was western instead of southern, but he still felt like Bufford Pusser)!!!! Enzo also made a lot of cool war movies, but Bronx Warriors is definitely the jewel in his crown!
I love how Italian action movies have karate in them but the actors obviously didn't even bother learning even basic moves so simply throw really bad off-balance kicks and deliver karate chop after karate chop to the necks of opponents (which always knocks them unconscious, of course). The foleys for the fight scenes are even more off the wall than asian stuff--in Italian movies, it sounds like everyone is punching a couch or a rubber trash can or something--Klunk!!!! Odd.
I can't believe Rudy made the pages of Fango! Remember in Petie Wheatstraw when the chick gave birth to a watermelon and a jivin' 10-year-old Rudy who punched out the doctor? Crazy.
I haven't got the new Fang yet, but now am definitely hoping it's in the mail!!!
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