Maybe the husband and baby were driving the dead body to the graveyeard, and all of a sudden she SPRANG to life and was all "I'm gonna eat your brains!" and he was all "Oh shit!" and, not paying attention to the road, he crashed.
Yep.
That's it.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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