Bomb Squad Called In For Defective Sex Toy
Bomb Squad Called To Defective Sex Toy
Bomb squads in Germany were scrambled after a box of vibrators were mistaken for a bomb.
Terrified German postal workers called in the crack team after a package waiting to be shipped out began vibrating and making a strange buzzing noises.
Police brought the sender of the package to the post office to explain himself - but when the package was opened they found a life-size female sex doll with an electrical vibrating device deep inside an undisclosed location.
The embarrassed man later told police he was returning the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.
The package was finally defused when the owner removed the batteries from the defective doll.
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