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Just What Every Tourist Needs...Scratch And Sniff Poop Brochures
Scratch It And Smell Manure!!
A country town in America has produced a "scratch and sniff" tourist brochure featuring the aroma of local manure - to warn potential visitors about the town's stench.
Pennsylvania - Local authorities in Lebanon, Pennsylvania, produced the smelly guide after complaints from tourists about the town's overpowering odor.
The town council said: "It's to educate city-dwellers you have to take what the country has to offer, including manure."
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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