[Marroe]

Oh where to start...I'm petless nowadays, but I had some fun critters back in the day. I had a Vientnamese pot bellied pig named Lucy, who was a persistant ass jumper. I used to sleep on the living room couch and every single night she would jump right on my ass...and yes, it hurt my lil bum. I would throw her off, and she would jump right back on me every single time...we'd go back and forth forever before I would finally get her to come up and lay AWAY from my ass. She also hadda thing for ripping up tile, my mom sent her away because she ripped up the almost the entire dining room floor.
I used to fight with my cat, Sistinas. She liked to lay on my chest and watch my face...I'd breathe in and out a certain way just to piss her off, stupid of me tho because she'd attack my face everytime I did....but it was still funny that it made her so mad. I also used to cup my hand around her head, not touching her, to get her going...she would jump and wrap herself around my arm and try and chew the palm of my hand but her nose would be in the way, haha, that was great.
I had this parakeet who I loved, but he was so fucking stupid. He hated being in his cage, he'd try to open the door with his mouth and get out, but he'd get halfway out and get stuck...he did this like everyday.