'Naked Zorro' Accosts Women...No Description Of His Sword was Given...lol
Marking "Naked Zorro"
Cops release sketch of Pennsylvania's "lewd blade"
Pennsylvania - Vexed by a nude, masked pervert who has recently accosted women in two Pennsylvania counties, cops have just released this composite sketch of the suspect, hoping that members of the public will help them apprehend the weirdo dubbed "Naked Zorro." According to cops, the perpetrator first approached women last month and made lewd comments and touched himself before running off. He is described as about 25-30 years old, between 5' 9" and 6' tall, and with a thin build and curly blonde hair. No description of his sword was given.
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