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Originally posted by urgeok
a couple of minutes of Little Bear... where he and emily were attempting to teach 4 michievious otters how to count, etc.


i hate little bear. smug shit of a program... whoever does the voice of little bear is a smarmy little shit who's ass i'd love to kick.

the art style and music sounds like something you'd see and hear in a teahouse in a 'quaint villiage' where they also sell 'hand made' crafts on a couple of antique wooden tables near the antique wooden counter that holds the antique cash register.

the kind of place where prim proper fat ladies take there moms for an outing... for cucumber sandwiches and lemon tea... so they can pretend they are in high society ..

they drove there in an SUV - the husband took the VW to his golf game with his buddies to escape being around his idiot wife and her dried up prune of a mother.

instead he lusts after the girl (Tammy) who works in the club house ...origionally named the '19th Hole'. He and his buddies admire her tanned long legs and wonder where their youth went .. flirting with the girl and getting polite 'mercy encouragement' knowing deep in their hearts that she wouldnt touch any of them with a ten foot pole ... except for Bryce - who's going through his mid life crisis and convinced that all women, young and old, are hot for him, despite the middle aged paunch, the thinning dome, and the 18 pounds of cheap jewlery he wears. Bryce drinks too much at the club and drives home after. A couple of years from now they'll be pulling him dazed from a car wreck - where he kills a mother and her 2 children but he escapes unscathed.

that was last nite - i didnt see any TV this AM.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!! :D :D

God knows I needed that, that's the funniest thing I've read/heard/saw in months.