Um ok WTF? What kind of stupid brainless dumb muther fucker, let that son of a motherless bitch into the states? I mean come on, a hatchet, sword and a bloody chainsaw.
I can just imagine the conversation betwen the suspect and the US agent.
Agent: "Well what's with the chainsaw?"
Suspect: "Oh that? I um... I uh.. use it to cut up chickens."
Agent: "Oh really, um ok. Let me just check one thing out."
Agent fingeprints suspect.
Agent: "Well everything seems to check out. Welcome to the United States."
Suspect: "Yay! time to Kill somemore!"
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Just listen to this sentence and tell me what it means. I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet? Would you get the impression that i wanted to see it? Oh, well you couldn't have been dying to see it or else you would have already gone. So in your opinion would I definitely see it?
How the fuck should I know probably!
Why? Because it's a brilliant film, it's so funny, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass!
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