Quotes from my favorites:
Napolean:
"I spent like three hours on the shading on your upper lip. It's probly the best drawing I've ever done." <-- that movie has changed the high school vernacular forever. Great stuff.
Dogma:
"Quit leering at me. People are gonna think I just broke up with you. "
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."
Tommy Boy is my #1 favorite:
"Fat Guy in a little coat" <--classic
"WHAT DID YOU DO?" <---laugh just thinking about it
"No offense, but if I showed a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school, she'd definitely be "Boner of the Month".
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