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Clowns.
Any form, shape or size.
I've run away from clowns before at the circus and I was bloody 20 when that happened. They're just plain fuckin evil.
I've just recently found somethin else that scared the shit outta me. My lady got a toy out from the loft that she used to have 20 years ago......a Teddy Rukspin (sp??) doll. And it fuckin sings lullabys and its eyes move.
If you ask me there's somethin wrong with a doll whos only inention is to enchant you to sleep. Who knows what he'll do when your unconcious.
The worse thing about him is that when you turn him off, his eyes only close slightly so he's still watchin you even when he's off. I think i'm gonna hafta do away with him when the wifes not lookin. I bet the bastard will slit my throat in the car on the way to the rubbish tip.
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