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I have this anal-retentive little scientist that lives inside of me that hates inconsistancies with nature.... There isnt, nor has there ever been, a snake that can move that fucking fast, especially one that big. Ever see a real anaconda, at least on tv? they can barely crawl across land, let alone shoot up a fucking tree at 120 mph....
This is the same little voice that has a hard time with the "singin' in the rain elephant" commercial because they have species from africa, asia and south america all in the same jungle....
And Chimps, orangutans and Gorillas are'nt monkeys! THEY'RE APES GODAMMIT!
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