[Sam The Egg]

also, with Ash, they could atone for the failed "OMG, this is gonna kick ass!" moment in Jason X where the guy brought out his 'updated' sex bot to fight Jason. Jason is about to kill the main female character- but wait!- suddenly a cheesy one-liner is said off-screen! Could it be? Yeah, Ash survived whatever horrible thing happened, and a reveal shot shows that he has his chainsaw hand for the first time in the movie!
Or how about another 'Groovy' scene, where Ash realizes that he can take advantage of the 'dream world' physics?
I tells ya, this stuff writes its self.