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Old 04-25-2005, 09:58 AM
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Originally posted by urgeok
i couldnt ..

no way ... not a gliggling sex story ...
i dont have a story like that.



forget i ever mentioned it.
Well...The first story is a long one...But, I'll make it short...

This one did NOT involve alcohol:

I was 17 ...It was my first time...I had no brothers, so I'd never seen 'one' before...It wasn't what I expected...I couldn't help it...I couldn't stop laughing....He got upset...



This one DID involve alcohol (but, not sex) :

It was at Jekyll And Hyde's...Christoph was wearing a long, floor-length leather skirt...I did NOT know that he didn't wear anything under it...Until I was playing around and lifted it up (laughing) :o ...Everyone found out that night, that he doesn't wear anything under his skirts...

This is Christoph...and it was THIS skirt...
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