[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by tom smud
i'll bet u do one of those cute little girlie farts....

you feel the urge come and quickly scamper to a lonely corner

a well scanned view reveals no one in earshot

with self control... grace.... and most importantly minimal sound you ease the fart out

another scan and a sniff

success!!

off immediatly to tell your best friend the event and all its wonder

schoolgirl giggles

someone asks "whats funny"

you lie "pam [the best looking chick in the room] has more moles on her left shoulder than any two women!"

now.........miss fairy........that is how you do them.........isnt it......come on tell the truth....... ;)

I could bring a 250lbs chili eatin' truck driver to his knees with my rippers.;)