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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Pretty lame. I fart with more originality.:cool:
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i'll bet u do one of those cute little girlie farts....
you feel the urge come and quickly scamper to a lonely corner
a well scanned view reveals no one in earshot
with self control... grace.... and most importantly minimal sound you ease the fart out
another scan and a sniff
success!!
off immediatly to tell your best friend the event and all its wonder
schoolgirl giggles
someone asks "whats funny"
you lie "pam [the best looking chick in the room] has more moles on her left shoulder than any two women!"
now.........miss fairy........that is how you do them.........isnt it......come on tell the truth....... ;)