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Old 04-02-2005, 07:31 PM
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Re: female comedians

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Originally posted by tom smud
here.........let me give a couple tips to the "Budding Bitches"............make the whole room laugh....telling jokes to 50.6 percent of an audience is easy ....getting appause from everyone is the real trick.........................oh...heres anoughter one....every comedic concept does not have to be reduced down to....cosmetic procedures and products.....bad hair days ......and the menstral cycle..........it becomes really boring really quickly for anyone that does not have tits................
Here's another tip.

If EVERYBODY laughs at your joke, that's a bad thing. Good humor's supposed to piss SOMEBODY off.
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