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At least if ya gonna do bad jokes....keep with the theme.
How do you know a zombie is tired?
He's dead on his feet.
What do little zombies play?
Corpses and Robbers.
What did the zombie get a medal for?
Deadication.
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
It's a dead-letter day.
Where do zombies go for cruises?
The Deaditerranean Sea.
What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?
What do you call a zombie in a belfry?
A dead ringer.
What do you find in a zombie's veins?
Dead blood corpuscles.
What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist.
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