[BoneSaw]

that was pretty damn good.

the first of the demon spawn had been the easiest. it was only a few days old, and hadnt even cried out when he plunged his holy blade through its body.
the next two, they were tougher. when he entered their cave they rose to their feet, using their demon magic to try and confuse him. but it hadnt worked. he charged forward, slashing the throat of the little one, its green blood burst forth,covering the front of his pants.
the bigger one tried to flank him. with one fierce blow, he plunged his blade through its skull, the tip protruding beneath its gaping maw. as he tried to remove it, the blade snapped off even with the handle. Damn it, he thought. but no matter, he still had enough of the holy dagger to finish the job.
as he approached the demon queens lair, the heavy wooden door burst open. it was the queen herself. she rushed toward him spewing forth an evil wailing. it was more of the demon magic. before she could enspell him, he swung the pommel of the magic blade and crashed it into her skull. the queen fell to the dungeon floor, and before she could move, he jumped on her. the man sent blow after blow down onto her head untill he was covered with her brains and gore.
Finally, the terror was over, the prophecy forfilled. he was triumphant. the village was free!!!!........But wait, what was that ringing filling his skull, driving him to the brink of madness.......It must be more of the demon magic, some sort of spell.........it was.........it was..........it was..........the alarm clock!
Oh thank God!!! damn that was a crazy dream. oh shit he was going to be late for work."honey would you make some coffee?" Honey.............HHHHHHOOOOONNNNNEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!