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*Walks in to local post office*
Me: Hello. I'd like to mail this parcel.
Clerk: *bang*
"Today a local woman was found shot in the head at a downtown post office. Paramedics say she was also not wearing clean underware as mother suggested"
Yes, i can see it now.
Sorry my imagination is has been on strike since '87.
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