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Originally posted by ShankS
I once knew a girl, her batteries in her dildo ran out.... she was using it whilst sitting on a vibrating washing machine on full spin, the nearest thing to hand was the fridge, so she carried on with a cold chicken leg.
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chicken n fish :D
i've heard the washing machine deal before ..
girls are lucky - they can get off anywhere anytime ..
motorcycle, water circulation valve on a swimming pool, showerhead, etc
a little tougher to hide what a guy has to do ..
'uhhhm, i'm starting my gas lawnmower'