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Oh, and, uh...oh yeah. I also liked "Resident Evil." I really did! I thought it was all right! It was better than I thought it was going to be, anyway.
But nothing quite beats a good old Universal horror movie.
I would like to take the whole reality of "Van Helsing" and put it into one of those square egg machines from the 70's, you know, those cube-squeezing machines that make hard boiled eggs square? And then I would crush it, crush, CRUSH it! And squeeze it down into this little cube which I would then step on.
You don't remember the Square Egg machines, do you?
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