[knee jerk]

I spent about 10 years in college and finally got my degree.....in Liberal FUCKING Arts!!!
So then I thought about becoming a teacher because I'm not qualified to actually do anything but I took some education classes last semester and I didn't really like it.
So now I'm enrolled at University of Missouri, Kansas City and working on a history degree that I thought might use to work towards a master's in history and maybe teach on the college level.
Now I think that might suck ass too but I'm already in the program. So I'll have my history degree next December and then I'll be fucking clueless all over again.
Probably end up going back into education. I wanna teach but I hate the bureaucracy.
Right, and I'm working in a goddamn grocery store for the time being.
Feel like one of those zombies from "Shaun of the Dead."