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i bought a girlfriend a smurf once ...for her birthday
she isnt the type of girl you would buy a smurf for - i'm not the kind of guy who would buy one.
so when she unwapped it and saw it she looked like she just anally passed a watermelon.
So i said 'you don't like it ? FINE !!!' and grabbed it back and ripped the head off of it ...she looked totally freaked out (because it was completely out of character)
before hand i had cut the smurfs neck and shoved a ring in there, then sewed it back up.
When i handed the decapitated smurf back to her she saw the ring and was thrilled ..
We spent the next few hours shooting down the balloons (from her party the night before) with an air pistol while my cat played with the smurf head.
The cat played with the head for a couple of years after that.
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